The Faces of Fascism

The History of Elon Musk

Elon Musk is Nazi. This is not new. And it probably goes back further than you think,

His Grandfather

  • In the 1930’s Joshua Haldeman (Elon Musk’s maternal grandfather) leads Technocracy Incorporated in Canada, a fringe movement that advocated rule by “elite technicians” and was seen by authorities as sympathetic to fascism. (sound familiar?)
  • The Canadian government bans Technocracy Incorporated during WWII; Haldeman is arrested for publishing materials opposing Canada’s war effort against Hitler.
  • In 1950 Haldeman moves from Canada to South Africa because he supports the newly elected apartheid government’s Christian nationalist ideology.
  • He becomes close friends with apartheid Prime Minster and proud Nazi collaborator, John Vorster. The Musk family provides him shelter after the fall of apartheid.

His Father

  • Errol Musk invests in an Emerald mine, once boasting they made him “so much money we couldn’t even close our safe.”
  • Had multiple homes, a plane, and a yacht.
  • Errol opposes a fully democratic “one person, one vote” system, favoring more gradual, segregated reforms—this is considered the “liberal” position in the Musk family.
  • In the early 90’s a 45 year old Errol marries a 25 year old Heide Bezuidenhout and becomes stepdad to her four year old daughter.
  • in 2018 Errol had a child with the step daughter he raised since she was four.

Elon

  • In 1988 Elon Musk leaves South Africa for Canada to avoid conscription because he is a coward.
  • Moves to the US and begins working on an illegally Visa as an illegal immigrant.
  • In 2000, Elon merged his failing payment processing website with the more successful site of fellow child of apartheid, Peter Thiel. They would form Paypal and become know as “The PayPal Mafia.”
  • Later that year Peter Tiel got Elon fired as CEO.
  • Uses his Paypal buy out to invest in Tesla. He will later rewrite history claiming to be the founder.
  • Has at least 13 children in an effort to personally “combat the global population crisis.” Many through IVF rumored to be necessary after a botched penis enhancement surgery. Most of his children disown him in adulthood.
  • After not understanding the basics of SEC law, Elon is forced to buy Twitter because of his shit posting.
  • He begins to weaponize Twitter as a rightwing propaganda machine while disrupting liberal and left spaces.
  • He uses his platform to help elect a fascist president, completing his family legacy.

What he’s done so far: