The Faces of Fascism
Elon Musk
- Child of apartheid
- Worlds richest man
- Nazi
- Troll
- Current shadow president

The History of Elon Musk
Elon Musk is Nazi. This is not new. And it probably goes back further than you think,
His Grandfather
- In the 1930’s Joshua Haldeman (Elon Musk’s maternal grandfather) leads Technocracy Incorporated in Canada, a fringe movement that advocated rule by “elite technicians” and was seen by authorities as sympathetic to fascism. (sound familiar?)
- The Canadian government bans Technocracy Incorporated during WWII; Haldeman is arrested for publishing materials opposing Canada’s war effort against Hitler.
- In 1950 Haldeman moves from Canada to South Africa because he supports the newly elected apartheid government’s Christian nationalist ideology.
- He becomes close friends with apartheid Prime Minster and proud Nazi collaborator, John Vorster. The Musk family provides him shelter after the fall of apartheid.
His Father
- Errol Musk invests in an Emerald mine, once boasting they made him “so much money we couldn’t even close our safe.”
- Had multiple homes, a plane, and a yacht.
- Errol opposes a fully democratic “one person, one vote” system, favoring more gradual, segregated reforms—this is considered the “liberal” position in the Musk family.
- In the early 90’s a 45 year old Errol marries a 25 year old Heide Bezuidenhout and becomes stepdad to her four year old daughter.
- in 2018 Errol had a child with the step daughter he raised since she was four.
Elon
- In 1988 Elon Musk leaves South Africa for Canada to avoid conscription because he is a coward.
- Moves to the US and begins working on an illegally Visa as an illegal immigrant.
- In 2000, Elon merged his failing payment processing website with the more successful site of fellow child of apartheid, Peter Thiel. They would form Paypal and become know as “The PayPal Mafia.”
- Later that year Peter Tiel got Elon fired as CEO.
- Uses his Paypal buy out to invest in Tesla. He will later rewrite history claiming to be the founder.
- Has at least 13 children in an effort to personally “combat the global population crisis.” Many through IVF rumored to be necessary after a botched penis enhancement surgery. Most of his children disown him in adulthood.
- After not understanding the basics of SEC law, Elon is forced to buy Twitter because of his shit posting.
- He begins to weaponize Twitter as a rightwing propaganda machine while disrupting liberal and left spaces.
- He uses his platform to help elect a fascist president, completing his family legacy.
What he’s done so far:
- Created DOGE, and unsanctioned government agency illegally shutting down as much as the government as possible
- Cut funding for USAID, the largest humanitarian organization in the world.
- Brought in a team of alt right nazi trolls, illegally giving them full access to your personal information and the US Treasury
- Fired the head of FAA in retaliation for fines against SpaceX. Weeks later we saw the deadliest US plane crash in 25 years. And more followed.
- Sent a “fork in the road” email causing chaos in the government by giving an illegal ultimatum on employment
- Cut cancer research while giving himself 400 million dollar Tesla contracts
- Attempting to shut down the CFPB which is responsible for returning billions of dollars to citizens who are the victim of banking fraud
- Stole 80 million dollars of FEMA funds from NYC
- Paid Trump and 10 million dollar bribe from Twitter to settle a lawsuit Twitter already won